UNA-063

Object: Psychic

Containment: Clausa

Risk: Infreque

Type: Mechina

Description

UNA-063 appears to be a Porsche 718 Cayman. While it appears to be unanomalous, any person who sits on UNA-063 and drives it will begin to disintegrate, fully turning to dust in about 30 minutes. It is unknown how this mechanism works, or the origins of UNA-063.

Acquiration

UNA-063 was discovered when accidents begin to occur in [REDACTED], Canada. Reports of an 'empty car' prompted the UNAS-F to investigate. UNA-063 was brought into UNAS-F custody on September 5 2014.

Containment Protocol

UNA-063 is to be kept in Vehicle Hangar A in Site 12. Absolutely no personnel are allowed to operate UNA-063, except during testing.

In the case of a theft, UNAS-F-2 are to be dispatched to survey the area. Due to the effects of one who drives UNA-063, it is not easy to move extremely far from the containment area. The car is to be pushed back (or towed if deemed necessary) to the containment hangar once found.

Addendums

Addendum-063-1

While the above may seem simple, UNA-063 appears to be part of a larger campaign, which attempts to reduce the carbon footprint of humanity. The campaign, started by the group of interest English Environmental Experts (EEE), utilises multiple anomalous objects to reach the goal.

Addendum-063-2

UNA-063 has been updated. Please read below to see the changes.

Object: Apocalyptic

Containment: Primus

Risk: Verisa

Type: Promina

Description

UNA-063 is the Group of Interest 'English Environmental Experts' (EEE). They were founded in 2013, and has the goal of reducing the carbon footprint of humanity. By using multiple anomalous items, the EEE attempts to reach this goal. The UNAS-F has so far acquired 7 of these items, each designated UNA-063-1 to UNA-063-7.

UNA-063-1 appears to be a Porsche 718 Cayman. While t appears to be unanomalous, any person who sits in UNA-063-1 and drives it will begin to disintegrate, fully turning to dust in about 30 minutes. It is unknown how this mechanism works.

UNA-063-2 appears to be a potted venus flytrap, that is sentient. The plant will attempt to eat and consume any person who has driven a car in the last 24 hours, by secreting an anomalous liquid onto the person. The liquid acts like a portal, both dissolving and transporting the person's skin and flesh into the plant. It is unknown how this mechanism works, or how UNA-063-2 became sentient.

UNA-063-3 appears to be [DATA EXPUNGED]. Due to its effects, UNA-063-3 is regarded as an extremely dangerous entity, capable of killing [REDACTED] humans by simply [REDACTED]. UNA-063-3 has been tentatively redesignated UNA-028 due to its large difference from the rest of the objects the UNAS-F has acquired.

UNA-064-4 appears to be pair of bracelets, with anti-memetic effects. Any person who puts on the bracelets, will immediately forget the existence of motor vehicles (cars, trains, planes etc.), and will be unable to remember what they are, as long as the bracelets are put on. A UNAS-F-1, who was once an F1 racer, was instructed to put the bracelets on, and to drive the car in front of him. The UNAS-F-1 looked dazed when he put the bracelets on, but operated the car. Due to him not knowing how to correctly operate the car, the UNAS-F-1 accidentally drove the car into a cement wall, killing himself.

UNA-063-5 appears to be a television that only airs videos made by the EEE. The videos are kill agents, killing anyone who watches them if they have driven a car in the previous 24 hours. The videos show a person who appears to be the EEE chairman, making a speech about global warming.

UNA-063-6 appears to be a circular device, much like that of a Roomba. When activated, UNA-063-6 sends out a shockwave that is completely harmless to humans and many objects on Earth in general, but will completely obliterate any cars within 30m of it. UNA-063-6 will also render all cars within 500m of it completely broken (i.e. some without a steering wheel, some without brakes, and some without an engine), and unusable.

UNA-063-7 appears to be an incorporeal grenade. When thrown, UNA-063-7 will first begin to play a speech, saying that '[REDACTED], and you have all failed humanity, and this Earth.' The grenade will then explode, killing any person who has driven a car in the past 24 hours within a 40m radius.

What makes UNA-063 Apocalyptic is the fact that all above items have been mass-produced to such a degree that there at least 5 of each in every big city. This poses an extremely large information security threat to the UNAS-F, as the public will very quickly realise the existence of anomalous objects. While the UNAS-F is doing everything it can to prevent information leaks, it is almost guaranteed that the public will learn that such objects exist.

While it is unknown how many members UNA-063 has, or how many supporters, it is known that the EEE has a base underground in London. Request to raid the base is pending.

Addendum-063-3

The UNAS-F has approved for the raiding of the EEE's base in London. At least 1500 UNAS-F-2 are currently being prepared for the invasion, and there have been orders to kill any enemies, and to capture as many anomalous objects as possible.

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