UNA-014
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Unexplainable Numbered Anomaly: 014

R. I. C. Class: Green-1-1

Object Properties: Psychotropic, Degenerative


Description

UNA-014-1 through UNA-014-5 are a set of five keys held together by a keychain. All keys are identical, with the exception of the numbers 1 through 5 carved into each of the keys' edges. It in unknown if the keys are able to open any locks, or if those locks exist. Currently tests show that none of the 5 keys are capable of unlocking anything.

When each key is held by a person, UNA-014's anomalous effects take place. Holding either of the keys, and concentrating on a specific question will allow the holder to gain knowledge of the question's answer. However, certain keys answer different types of questions, and some questions, such as moral dilemmas, paradoxes, and questions which humans are currently unable to answer, will go unanswered.

Key Number Description
UNA-014-1 UNA-014-1 answers questions regarding linguistics, and allows the holder to speak any human or fictional language perfectly. Tests have shown holders of UNA-014-1 to be capable of speaking English, French, Japanese, as well as fictional languages such as Cree, Klingon and Elvish.
UNA-014-2 UNA-014-2 answers any questions regarding the human body, and gives the holder knowledge of all known cures for diseases that inflict the body. UNA-014-2 sometimes also gives cures that are not known to humanity, but only work around 30% of the time. These cures usually inflict a lot of pain, and require near perfect precision to perform.
UNA-014-3 UNA-014-3 answers any questions pertaining to chemicals and reactions, as well as all human knowledge of atoms and their subparticles. Holders of UNA-014-3 are able to accurately predict any and all products1 of any given chemical reaction. However, prolonged use of UNA-014-3 will not only result in the regular negative effects, but also cause chemicals to seep out of the holder's orifices. These chemicals have been identified to be consistent with chemicals the holder is thinking about.
UNA-014-4 UNA-014-4 answers all questions related to Physics, including that of subatomic particles and that of larger celestial bodies. UNA-014-4 provides the holder with the most information, but has shown to cause negative effects on the holder much faster than the other keys.
UNA-014-5 UNA-014-5 answers all questions regarding human history. Holders are able to perfectly recount any incident asked about (only to what humans have discovered), from any perspective requested. However, prolonged use of UNA-014-5 will result in the holder's speech pattern to slowly evolve into the speech pattern used during the time period the holder is thinking about.

Holding anyof the keys for too long can cause fatal effects. When holding any one of the keys for more than one hour, the holder will start having convulsions that last up to 2 minutes. This is possibly due to the acuumulation of information the holder's brain, which effectively prevents other functions from being performed2. This means that the person is no longer able to converse, move, or even perform other vital bodily functions such as breathing and blinking. This will result in eventual death. This effect is irreversible, and removing the key does remove the effect. The more keys one holds, the shorter the time they are able to hold the keys. More specifically, the amount of time holding one key is around one hour, and this number halves for every extra key held. If all 5 keys are held, the holder will only be able to do so for around three minutes.


Acquisition

UNA-014's origins are unknown, but all 5 keys were discovered on the body of personnel EDP-923 during registration and training. UNA-014 appeared in the EDP's left pocket midway while training, and was confiscated after prolonged handling of the keys caused EDP-923 to collapse of the floor and perish. An autopsy later showed no other anomalies in EDP-923.


Containment Protocol

UNA-014-1 through UNA-014-5 are to be kept seperately in transparent lockers, dimensions 30cm x 30cm x 15cm, in a standard Storage Locker in Site-003. Each key is to be labelled with a tag, and have a Grade I tracker attached. Access to the keys are strictly forbidden, by any personnel, except during experiments, as holders of UNA-014 would be able to obtain otherwise classified information. Any personnel found interacting with UNA-014 are to be terminated immediately.


Addendums

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